In the event that you, like me, missed the much talked about Jon Stewart – Stephen Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity and/or Fear, I thought I’d do some reading up on the event and offer up some thoughts in reaction.
What I discovered, surprisingly, is that the absolutely best thing about the rally were the signs that attendees were seen carrying.
In some ways, it shouldn’t be surprising. We live in a sound bite world, after all. And yet, while sound bites usually have a negative connotation, in my mind at least, perhaps it’s fitting that the following bite-size tidbits, written by fans of two astute political comedians, should stand out as they did.
So, here are my favorites, culled from a variety of sources (HuffPo, TPM), messages ranging from subtle to obvious, and from relevant to glorious non sequitur:
- Congress Should Do Stuff
- God Hates Figs – Mark 11:12-14
- This Is A Sign Of The Times
- Gay Nazi Mexican Socialists are Raising Our Taxes
- I Think We Can All Agree That Boobs Are Awesome
- It’s The Stupid
EconomyStupid! - Jesus Says Relax
- Homophobia is So Gay
- I’m Sorry If This Sign Is Blocking Your View
- When Making A Sign, Be Sure To Leave Enough Sp
- I Heard There Was Pie
- ARRGH! This Sign Is So ANGRY!
- I’m Afraid of Large College-Educated Crowds
- Jews Control The Synagogues
- Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War!
- Tax Isn’t Why Your Life Sucks
- Stop The Socialist Fire Department Agenda
- If Obama IS a Muslim, Can We Have Fridays Off?
- Facts Have A Well Known Liberal Bias
- God Hates HMOs
- Three Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry
- Atheists For Masturbation
- Can’t We All Just Get A Bong?