In honor of Election Day here in the U.S…

I didn't rock the vote so much as pleasantly scatted it.—
James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) November 06, 2012

Remember, you’re not allowed to carry an unconcealed, loaded voter into the voting booth.—
Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) November 06, 2012

Republican Voters Voicing Complaints About Intimidating Black Man On Ballot | More Live Election Coverage: onion.com/YDhDVF—
The Onion (@TheOnion) November 06, 2012

For those who want the prestige but not hassle of voting, I'm selling "I voted!" stickers outside my polling station for a buck each.—
RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) November 06, 2012

Barack the vote.—
Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) November 06, 2012

Mitt Romney, trying to get a government job, says government can't create jobs and his gov't will create 12 million jobs.—
John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 06, 2012

Make sure you get out there and VOTE today! Then enjoy your orange juice and cookie… wait! Did I just give blood by mistake?—
Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 06, 2012

#vote vOte vBte vAte vMte vAte vote!
#vote vOte vBte vAte vMte vAte vote!
#vote vOte vBte vAte vMte vAte vote!
#notreallysubliminal—
  (@TomMINT) November 06, 2012