Let me count the ways!
I shall count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number I shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four I shalt not count, neither shalt I count two, excepting that I then proceed on to three. Five is right out!…
Ok, while this might be the first Monty Python clip in the Video Fridays series, I can pretty much guarantee that I will eventually post more than three, even though I risk the wrath of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
And now for something completely different: