Stuff We Don’t Need: Nipple Enhancers

Listen, I like nipples as much as the next guy or gal.

But this is so wrong in so many ways.

To name a few:

  • Leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination
  • There are only two answers to the legendary question, “Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me?”
  • As the Gizmodo contributor writes, “But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?”

I suppose I can understand how someone might find it exciting to don these out in public, getting off on all the attention they’d bring. But come on! Halloween only comes once a year!

I really don’t think it is in the best long term interest of humanity for us to find more and more ways of artificially enhancing the human body. In other words, I don’t think this is what Darwin had in mind in terms of evolution.

2 thoughts on “Stuff We Don’t Need: Nipple Enhancers

  1. Lol. ““Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me?” That made me chuckle. However, it can be exciting under certain circumstances. Maybe I’ll make a post about it. Keep up the good work.

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