I didn't rock the vote so much as pleasantly scatted it.

— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) November 6, 2012

Remember, you’re not allowed to carry an unconcealed, loaded voter into the voting booth.

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) November 6, 2012

Republican Voters Voicing Complaints About Intimidating Black Man On Ballot | More Live Election Coverage: http://t.co/8PGHLt9E

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 6, 2012

For those who want the prestige but not hassle of voting, I'm selling "I voted!" stickers outside my polling station for a buck each.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) November 6, 2012

Mitt Romney, trying to get a government job, says government can't create jobs and his gov't will create 12 million jobs.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 6, 2012

Make sure you get out there and VOTE today! Then enjoy your orange juice and cookie… wait! Did I just give blood by mistake?

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 6, 2012

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— TomMINT (@TomMINT) November 6, 2012