This morning I awoke with deep wells of gratitude in my heart for having not been kidnapped last night and forced to watch the first GOP debate.
At the same time, not wanting my head to be completely and permanently planted in the sand, this morning I masochistically read some of the reactions online, and listened to some audio clips on NPR, and hats off to Josh Marshall at TPM for publishing the best.debate.summary.ever, a simple 3-line affair:
Foxbots to Trump: Are you not a fraud, a cretin and a scoundrel.
Trump: I’m very rich. Fuck yourself. I have no time for your nonsense.
Crowd: Cheers wildly.
LOL!
Fish & Bicycles 
It’s gonna be a wild ride with President Trump at the helm for the next eight years!